IPL Aftershocks: Indian team teases Aussies for low auction prices per kilo; hurt Kirti Aazaad manhandles Ishant

Melbourne. 22 February 2008.
The Cricketing World has not been in such a turmoil since Kapil Dev pronounced Hansie Cronje as “Hansi Karonje” Live on ESPN, during a World Cup telecast in 1996. But now, the variable pricing for invariably inconsistent players in IPL has started creating fault-lines across and through the teams.
Indian team, [...]

23 American states tighten the ‘Campus Shootout Law’: No shootouts allowed during lunch hours

Illinois, 16 February.
Responding just in time to the ever-rising menace of on-campus shootouts, 23 American states, including South Dakota and Wyoming and excluding Nebraska, today passed resolutions to tighten the already existing Anti-Campus-Shootout Laws. According to new stringent codes, no shootouts will be allowed during the lunch hours and only one shootout per University [...]

Obama hires Michael Jackson as campaign manager: Hopes to woo blacks, whites, men and women in single sweep

Washington. 13th February.
The race for American Presidency is throwing up surprises faster than you could say ‘moonwalk’, and the latest one comes from Illinois Senator and Democratic candidate Barack Obama. To rival democrat Hillary Clinton’s great dismay, Obama has hired famous singer, dancer, and child-home fund-raiser Michael Jackson as his campaign manager for [...]

Al Gore’s house snowstormed in Tennessee: Will return the Nobel and Oscar he won for Global Warming Alerts.

Nashville. 10 February 2008.
In what appears to be another case of ‘Cosmic (In)justice’, after last year’s tragic death of Big-Bang theorist Russell Arnold who died when a falling meteor hit him, Oscar winner and Presidential runner-up Al Gore’s lawn, house and hometown were hit by heavy snowstorms late last night. Soon after, Al Gore, a [...]

PM’s revelation : “Nuclear deal just an in-parliament joke. There never was any deal to start-with!”

New Delhi. 9th February.
In a candid revelation to CBS News’ popular prime-time show CBS 60-minutes, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh sent shock-waves across the world by admitting that “There never was any Nuclear deal, or even the faintest talks of it in real sense, with America. It was just an in-parliament joke started by [...]

Sania shocked at no fresh Fatwas after her Bangalore Open boycott

Unidentified location. 7th February.
India’s reigning tennis sensation and aspiring super-model, Sania Mirza today expressed shock and awe at not receiving any fresh Fatwas from any of the fundamentalist organizations, after her potentially enraging boycott of Bangalore Open to be held, probably, in Bangalore.
“I didn’t expect this. It’s slightly disappointing…” admitted Sania, camped in a secret [...]

Bachchan family to visit Mars for ‘Nava-Griha Pooja’. SRK to follow.

Mumbai. 6 February 2008.
Amidst conflicting reports of ‘Aishwarya looking pregnant’ and ‘Aishwarya looking leaner’, Bollywood’s first family decided to make their long-awaited trip to Planet Mars for the all-important Nava-Griha Pooja. As reported constantly, Bachchan family has bypassed more than 1000 temple darshan queues [...]

After another failed knock, Yuvraj Singh admits to not enjoying OSO

Brisbane. 5th February 2008.
In what appears to be the most poignant cricketing-love story of this millennium, India’s ace batsman Yuvraj Singh today broke his notable silence over his recent bad form with the bat. Currently on an Australian tour with Indian Cricket Team, Yuvraj has been struggling his urge to abuse in the highly-charged [...]

Raj Thakarey signs 5-film deal with Bhojpuri filmmaker

Mumbai. 3 February 2005.
In a strange turn of events, just a day after his supporters beat up North-Indian taxiwaalas for sporting posters of Sonali Bendre on the taxi’s inside walls (in addition to being North-Indians), Raj Thakarey signed a 5-Bhojpuri-film-deal with Kishanlal Tiwari, a prominent producer-director-lightboy from the bhaiyya-land.
It is learned that Tiwari was highly [...]