New Delhi. 28 July 2009.
Appearing on the controversial reality show ‘Sach Ka Saamna’, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh today confessed to a case of serious hangover and possible drugging at the recently held NAM Summit in Sheikh ‘el Sharm (also referred as Sheikh ‘ul Sharm in 33 percent media and Sheikh ‘al Sharm [...]
Entries from July 2009
July 30, 2009
Manmohan Singh’s Confessions On ‘Sach Ka Saamna’ – A Hangover, No Memory Of A Thing From NAM
July 24, 2009
Contestant Mistakes ‘Sach Ka Saamna’ For ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’
Mumbai. 24 July 2009.
In a week when Indian media mistook Hillary Clinton for Madonna and US authorities mistook Ex-President APJ Abdul Kalam for just APJ Abdul Kalam, another case of mistaken identities has come up; this one, just a bit more genuine. Shyam Kukreja, a 28-year old steel-utensils shop owner from Ludhiana, accidentally landed [...]
July 10, 2009
Baba Ramdev Uses Yoga To Give Birth To A Child
Rishikesh. 10 July 2009.
Patanjali exponent, Yoga logarithm, social-advocate and health-expert Baba Ramdev today gave birth to a healthy chubby child using ancient Yoga techniques and his powers of convincing. The delivery was natural and Baba’s meru-dand straight before and after the 27-second long procedure.
As reported earlier, Rishikesh-based Baba Ramdev became pregnant using a secret [...]
July 7, 2009
Union Budget Successfully Confuses Millions In India
New Delhi. 7 July 2009.
Living up to high expectations from the market and riding on a heavy mandate to the UPA government in the recently held Lok Sabha polls, Indian Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee presented a confidently confusing budget, surpassing the half-measured confused-ness of previous few budgets and equaling the legendary ambiguity of budgets [...]
July 6, 2009
Roger Federer Caught On Camera Drinking Engine Oil
London. 6 July 2009.
In a sensational yet poignant moment, accidentally caught on camera, 15-time Grand Slam winner and 10-time French Open loser, Roger Federer was seen drinking 4-stroke Engine Oil (Castrol) hiding behind a crew person during the shoot of a TV commercial. Though the Castrol Executive Producers are relieved that he was not “sipping” [...]
July 1, 2009
HRD Ministry To Scrap HRD Ministry To Reinvent Education
New Delhi. 1 July 2009.
After proposing to scrap UGC and AICTE, HRD ministry has gone one step further and proposed to scrap itself, in its “honest bid to reinvent and rejuvenate education in India”. Speaking at a Press Conference originally convened to showcase HRD Minister Kapil Sibal’s new six-pack, Education Secretary Jaideep Mishra abruptly [...]
