Just an excuse to touch you, boy
Rishikesh. 10 July 2009.
Patanjali exponent, Yoga logarithm, social-advocate and health-expert Baba Ramdev today gave birth to a healthy chubby child using ancient Yoga techniques and his powers of convincing. The delivery was natural and Baba’s meru-dand straight before and after the 27-second long procedure.
As reported earlier, Rishikesh-based Baba Ramdev became pregnant using a secret form of Yoga, the same form which could cure the homosexuals and convert cows into CIA agents. The month-long pregnancy invited curious visitors from across the world including the missing brain of MJ, and Chinese Premier Hu hu cancelled his G-8 summit with the non-chinese world to be by Baba’s side in his moment of fruition.
Baba’s spokesperson, a Yoga-driven I-BOT addressed the media soon after the delivery, and said with a smile – “Yoga can solve Lagrange’s equation too. If only somebody could make the equation sit straight!” Though the speculations are rife as to what this new-born Yoga-Baby could achieve in the years to come, Rakhi Sawant has invited the baby to be a part of her ‘swayamvar’ show. “I think jab maine iss baby ko dekha…I fell in…spiritual love. And I like pyoorrety. Pyoore peapal, pyoore emotion”, Rakhi said with a genuine twinkle in her eyes.
20 Comments
July 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm
awesome
photo bhi amazing hai!!!
July 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
stop mocking Indian gurus, you black servants of white pigs
July 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Dear Kamdev.
We are brown. And pigs are muddy-mustard-brown. Plus they are tasty.
July 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
he he he.. Baba ji.. cancer and aids tak to theek tha.. curing Homosexuality thoda zyada ho gaya…
Healing, hurt this time…
July 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Y BOYS ? Y NOT GIRLS.
July 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm
July 10, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Karne se hota hai ….
July 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Baba Ramdev… aapne MBBS kaha se kiya?? lol. Homosexuality ko cure karenge. Firstly he should shift his attention towards curing his eye which looks like a dipper in comparison to the other one which resembles a headlight. lmao!
July 12, 2009 at 12:39 am
Not a very avid follower of Baba Ramdev, but can tell you this – get your facts right dude! He cured his polio by doing Yoga and so is the eye like that. First you get the same amount of dedication and sincerity in your actions and then start commenting on others.
July 11, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@ _!_
Headlightt and dipper! Haa haa haa…
July 15, 2009 at 12:32 am
Baba Ramdev should be told to just practice his yoga and not talk about things that are beyond his understanding!
July 16, 2009 at 1:34 am
i really like the rakhi ka swayambhar thinge..:}
July 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm
u got a really nice blog running…
July 24, 2009 at 1:09 pm
was going through the comments and i can’t believe there are morons here who can’t take humor the way they should: with a smile!
your blog has been the inspiration for my own. great work!
July 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Sizzler,
exactly for the same reason you stated (people taking offense), i think blogs like this should spread and multiply.
And thanks for the kind words…
July 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Rakhi said with a genuine twinkle in her eyes.
Seriously – her twinkles just come in at the wrong time. And are so conspicuous that one tend to forget the actual plot and think why did she twinkle the way she did. And that’s on of the differences between her twinkle and Sridevi’s – the timing!
July 30, 2009 at 7:34 am
rotfl. made my day already. and it has barely started.
btw, hope that the baby and the (mo/fa)ther are in good health. does this mean we don’t see baba on television for a while? (how wistful!)
cheers,
asuph
October 1, 2009 at 8:58 am
Its looking like a funny post..how can it possible.. lol
October 1, 2009 at 8:59 am
Well, If it really become true..womenn will be much relaxed
October 11, 2009 at 3:22 pm
As someone rightly said…
Karne se hota hai!