Bachchan family to visit Mars for ‘Nava-Griha Pooja’. SRK to follow.

Proposed spaceship design by Akhilesh Yadav The family!

Mumbai. 6 February 2008.

Amidst conflicting reports of ‘Aishwarya looking pregnant’ and ‘Aishwarya looking leaner’, Bollywood’s first family decided to make their long-awaited trip to Planet Mars for the all-important Nava-Griha Pooja. As reported constantly, Bachchan family has bypassed more than 1000 temple darshan queues and consumed more than 2000 Kilos of prasaadam in a bid to overpower Aishwarya’s plastic smile and steely Mangal.
Big B having Prasaadam
The family, Amitabh, Jaya, Abhishek, Aishwarya, and Amar, will fly in a specially designed spaceship (designed by the brilliant Akhilesh Yadav, Mulayam Singh Yadav’s son) sometime in the summers of 2008, sources revealed. Though an official confirmation by the family spokesperson Amar Singh is yet awaited, the charming friend of Big B didn’t leave much to speculation when he was seen shopping for extra-large-sized hot-pants and leather-ganjis in friend-philosopher-financer Anil Ambani’s newly opened ‘Reliance Spaced Out Fresh’ outlets.
NASA experts and tarot card readers also agree that the best time to visit Mars is between June and September, as then, the planet is in a “good mood”. Although sources close to the family have denied that the visit is a knee-jerk reaction to Raj Thakarey’s demands of ‘North Indians Leave Mumbai’, Thakarey supporters are not far behind in asking – ‘Why there are no Marathis on board?’
In a related development, Bachchan’s professional heir Shahrukh Khan has started preparing for a similar flight to Mars. As part of a joint-venture with Balaji’s Ekta Kapoor, SRK is expected to host Bollywood’s first ‘Truly Universal Film Awards’ (TUFA), the first ever Bollywood awards function to be held at a venue outside Planet Earth. According to a closely-held-secret, the King of Hindi Cinema will not only host TUFA, but will also dance to his recent numbers and win the best actor award too.
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6 responses to “Bachchan family to visit Mars for ‘Nava-Griha Pooja’. SRK to follow.

  1. Given that Akhilesh Yadav designed the space-ship, I feel obliged to say that the first family of Bollywood will be truly missed after the Columbiastic disaster that awaits them!
    However, I’m adding below some trivia that you missed:
    1] The spaceship was named as ‘Aishwarya Bachhan Yaan’ and was launched from the newly built Barabanki Space Station.
    2] Bachchan took a tractor with him to Mars since he is basically a kisaan and wants to (literally) sow seeds of love on Mangal-Griha.
    3] Sallu Miyaa will also perform in TUFA and give a soulful performance of “tadap-tadap ke”, followed by Viveik Oberoi’s tribute in the memory of Big B. 😀

  2. Given that Akhilesh Yadav designed the space-ship, I feel obliged to say that the first family of Bollywood will be truly missed after the Columbiastic disaster that awaits them!
    Some additional trivia that has been known exclusively to The Daily Tamasha:
    1] The spaceship will enamed as ‘Aishwarya Bachhan Yaan’ and was launched from the newly built Barabanki Space Station.
    2] Bachchan took a tractor with him to Mars since he is basically a kisaan and wants to (literally) sow seeds of love on Mangal-Griha.
    3] Sallu Miyaa will also perform in TUFA and give a soulful performance of “tadap-tadap ke”, followed by Viveik Oberoi’s tribute in the memory of Big B.

  3. Given that Akhilesh Yadav designed the space-ship, I feel obliged to say that the first family of Bollywood will be truly missed after the Columbiastic disaster that awaits them!
    Some additional trivia that has been known exclusively to The Daily Tamasha:
    1] The spaceship will be named as ‘Aishwarya Bachchan Yaan’ and will be launched from the newly built Barabanki Space Station.
    2] Bachchan plans to take a tractor with him to Mars since he is basically a kisaan and wants to (literally) sow seeds of love on Mangal-Griha.
    3] Sallu Miyaa will also perform in TUFA and give a soulful performance of “tadap-tadap ke”, followed by Viveik Oberoi’s tribute in the memory of Big B.

  4. As a Western Hindu, I found this post exceptionally funny! Thank you

  5. twistleton

    this sharad is an irritating character.. (grumble)

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