Obama hires Michael Jackson as campaign manager: Hopes to woo blacks, whites, men and women in single sweep

Obama has nothing to hide Namaste World
Washington. 13th February.

The race for American Presidency is throwing up surprises faster than you could say ‘moonwalk’, and the latest one comes from Illinois Senator and Democratic candidate Barack Obama. To rival democrat Hillary Clinton’s great dismay, Obama has hired famous singer, dancer, and child-home fund-raiser Michael Jackson as his campaign manager for the 2009 elections.

Obama firmly believes that MJ works as “a great package, since he is a black, a white, a man, and a woman, all at the same time, not to mention his equal lack of knowledge about Republicans and Democrats.” Renowned BPO expert and Narayanmurthy-for-President Society volunteer Thomas Friedman agreed that “America couldn’t have had a better role model for the freedom of gender choice, racial expression and which fairness cream to apply.” Visibly excited over his masterstroke, Obama further explained – “In such a high-pressure campaign, you do need a stress-buster or two at times. In my free time, especially during the Youtube Debates, I will write poetry for MJ’s next album.”

Meanwhile, seeing Lady Clinton’s fast sinking fortunes, Bill Clinton made an urgent call to UNO and announced his availability for the next-leg of UN AIDS Awareness Program. “At least there is a chance there…”, mumbled Bill before walking away.
For his part, Michael Jackson thanked Obama for choosing him over Paris Hilton, and conveyed his full undivided faith in the young contender by saying – “I love him. He is such a kid!”
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10 responses to “Obama hires Michael Jackson as campaign manager: Hopes to woo blacks, whites, men and women in single sweep

  1. thedailytamasha

    Original idea (of MJ as Presidential candidate), given by Animesh Pathak, my friend and blogger (blogrolled on the home page).

    Thanks Pathak, it reminded me of all the good times we had brainstorming outside G-11.

  2. Collin Zeng

    I was thinking about the possibility too :D.

  3. Haffy

    well done obama! michael jackson has alwyas been inocnet and its time that gets proven.

  4. nick

    …what rubbish…knob

  5. BobieJay

    The Daily Tamasha is the wrong name for this site. It should be called The Daily Bullshit!!
    This is totally irrelavent, unnecessary, and foolish!There are some things that websites shouldn’t even allow to be shown. I’m searching for serious Michael Jackson stories and this crap comes up. I only have one word for the writter of this crap – KARMA! How funny will it be when it comes back around to you?

  6. thedailytamasha

    Bobby Puttar!
    This post was written long before MJ died. So yes, you can blame this site for having ‘killed’ MJ long back…but not for making fun of his death.

    Though check out onion.com for some real good MJ-death jokes. 🙂

  7. korede

    Thank God i took my time to read to the bottom of this page before spreading this ridiculous news that i was stupidly wondering how i did not hear about. This is a lesson for you tamasha. Try to be a little decent and state it at the top of your site that the news are not real- just like the ‘political man’ on CNN.

  8. Stanley

    Micheal is a role model even before obama and more

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