Mayawati Wakes Up As A Statue

Real Behen ji...Please Stand-up

Real Behen ji...Please Stand-up (Pic courtesy: Guardian.co.uk)

Lucknow. 16 June 2009.

Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister (Behen Kumari) Mayawati today woke up as a Marble-mixed-P.O.P. statue at her Golf Club Road bungalow. Doctors and State Parks and Statues Minister Santram Srivastava were immediately rushed to the site of Mayawati’s now-statued posture. Initial reports suggest that Mayawati’s stiffened posture resembles Britney Spears’ famous ‘Gimme More’ pose with one hand on an imaginary microphone and another on her pelvis. Though some other reports are suggesting a more nuanced and sophisticated Gabbar Singh pose from Sholay, as if asking ‘Kitne statue they?’

Incidentally, her last words the night before her marblization were – “Enough with my statues! I don’t want to look self-important anymore. Let’s build a 200-ft statue of my leather bag.”  Dr. Sudhir Verma, Sr. Psychiatrist at city’s Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee Municipal Hospital pointed that “obsession turning into reality can’t be denied. Though she may be acting as a ‘naatakbaaz’ here to get more attention.”

That faraway look

That faraway look

Meanwhile, State Marble and Plaster of Paris Supplies Minister Ashok Kumar has checked and confirmed that the “quality of material in Behenji’s new avatar is good enough to be installed as a statue in the state capital.  If only Behenji could speak up and tell, where to install!”

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11 responses to “Mayawati Wakes Up As A Statue

  1. \”Gimme More\” and \”leather bag\” were hilarious! I guess she ordered her leather bag – \”statue!\” while she herself was inside it!

  2. Mayank

    Behenji….may actually be inspired by this article and for your suggestion, her leather bag statue would be installed in Lucknow infront of your house… 🙂

    Though there is a catch, the statue would be blocking the main entrance of the house.
    All the best 😉

  3. I left a comment here this morning from my phone, but no idea where it went :-(.

    Anyways, great scoop!

    and “kitney statues thhey” … LOL

  4. Decent one .. gem of a leather purse statue pic you’ve searched .. I liked the hidden ‘mouse over’ text to the first image ‘Behenji and Bhai ji’ 🙂

  5. thedailytamasha

    @Mayank
    Haa haa….haan yaar…aisa ho toh sakta hai. Aur humaare ghar se Ambedkar Park bhi door nahin tha!

    @Animesh
    Shall we blame it on ur new ‘Magic’?

    @Siddharth
    Glad that somebody found the ‘mouse-over’ text. 🙂 And the most WTF thing about her statues is the leather bag…so had to dig it out.

  6. Nitin Goel

    Mayawati has demanded a slit in the leather bag statue, so that people can directly slip “chanda” into it.

  7. Aakriti

    Mayawati needs to rethink her life objectives.. may be she wants a temple in her name… instead of the just the statues… !!! and the bags,,,

  8. Saurabh

    The symbolism of the ‘bag’ is bang on target.

    BR Ambedkar gave us the constitution, so in every statue of his, he has a book in his hand.

    Mayawati has only hoarded public and ‘chanda’ money, so she has a handbag/ purse in her hand.

    Incidentally she is one of the highest tax payers in the country. Rs 26 Cr last year, purportedly more than Mr Mukesh Ambani!

  9. thedailytamasha

    @Saurabh
    Nice hand-bag analysis! Hee hee….

  10. Sam

    hahaha…hilarious dude. I had tears in my eyes after reading this post…loved Bahenji’s pic too…she looks like someone snatched her handbag…hehehe!

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