Rahul Gandhi’s Coming-of-Age Movie Finds No Buyers

The Official 'First Look'

The Official 'First Look'

New Delhi/Lucknow 25 September 2009

Perhaps it was not a good idea to start with. Rahul Gandhi’s ambitious coming-of-age movie, ‘PAPPU CAN DANCE SAALA’, under-production for the last 7-years, is close to completion now. But unfortunately, and cynics say expectedly, the Rs. 2000 Crore film has no takers.

Shot entirely on-location primarily in Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra and India’s Capital New Delhi, and featuring cameos by Kalawati, Milliband, Shahrukh Khan and a bunch of Doon School pass-outs, the closely guarded storyline is rumored to have Rahul zip across the country, especially the dark state of Uttar Pradesh, to find himself. Film’s screenwriter Joyen Coterie admitted this much in a recent interview – “It’s a man’s internal journey – to find his identity away from his family name. Of course, he uses his family name to find this ‘away identity’ easily. That’s the only cinematic liberty we have taken.”

A leaked publicity still

A leaked publicity still

The film, already in news, for the Rs. 1000 Crore item song called ‘NREGA NREGA’, is being directed by Hollywood’s horror specialist John Eyres and Produced by Indian Government’s ‘Progeny Progress Fund’ (PPF).

Among other problems, the unnamed sources add, is the tricky question of film’s climax. “We are still struggling with how the film ends. We have already shot 27 different endings, the latest one being Rahul running through the fields of Lakhimpur Kheri, and hugging a dalit. An earlier one we liked a lot was Rahul pointing to his white kurta and saying ‘Now that’s austerity’ but then, he winked before we could cut the shot.”

Just acting

Just acting

The makers, PPF Pictures (Very Very) Private Limited, are looking for a Diwali release but it all depends on distributors and a suitable climax. Or if, as some experts say, they could add another item song worth another Rs. 1000 Crore – ‘Maiyya Maiyya’.



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10 responses to “Rahul Gandhi’s Coming-of-Age Movie Finds No Buyers

  1. Sam

    Superb! Ye picture hit hai…hahaha!

  2. animeshpathak

    but then, he winked before we could cut the shot.”



  3. Yeah its correct ..I too heard about it

  4. Yes, i read it somewhere in 1 blog about it..

  5. mormegil

    Nice satire. 🙂

  6. vikash

    unleashing this diwali.. by govt order… lol
    it was superb… i guess tv channels must be charging millions to gandhis for airing trailers of this film!!! ye movie bhi waisi hi hit hogi jaisi mithun da ki “gunda” hit huyi thi…. ;P

  7. perennialcynic

    Excellent…I hope you write more soon


  8. Great Blog!……There’s always something here to make me laugh…Keep doing what ya do 🙂

  9. Kanchan Jaiswar

    This is only drama.

  10. Kishor

    Hai sir your greate

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