Man Can’t Find His Brain He Left Behind While Going For A Bollywood Film

Suspected: Brain ran away to save its life (Image Courtesy: neurosurgery.ufl.edu)

Saharanpur. 14 May 2010.

Saroja Singh didn’t bargain for this. He left his home an evening, mid-week, to unwind and go watch a Bollywood film (“Housefull”) at a nearby theatre, only to return home and find his brain missing. “I had left it in my cupboard. Or may be on the desk. I can’t seem to remember now, as the bloody thing had all my memory too”, Saroja told shocked investigators at his house. “I remember only this much, and that too because the fact has been nailed in my skin for years, that I had left my brain at home on the filmmaker’s advise. But now, I just can’t find it”, he added.

Saharanpur SSP, DK Kharbanda said such incidents are on a rise off-late, as “the word gets around.” He cautioned the citizens to “not leave it in open, at home. Either chain it, put it under a lock, or as I do, carry it in an ice-box to the theatre itself. You might need it in the interval for deciding which, out of the 87  flavors, of the popcorn available you would like to have.”

Are your brains ready? (Image Courtesy: Roshans)

The mysterious brain-thief has left no clue, and Saroja Singh’s biggest worry is how will he go to watch next week’s release ‘Kites’ now, without preceding it with the mandatory ritual of ‘ejecting the brain’ at home.”These are terrible times. I hope Prime Minister does something about it soon”, he said with a sad hope in his eyes.

Meanwhile, “Housefull” director Sajid Khan’s next film, yet unplanned, unwritten, has already grossed over 200 Crores in box-office collections worldwide.

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8 responses to “Man Can’t Find His Brain He Left Behind While Going For A Bollywood Film

  1. vikash

    …….. yet unplanned, unwritten, has already grossed over 200 Crores in box-office collections worldwide.”” 😛
    saroja singh from saharanpur… interesting…

    because of this fear of brain disorientation, i skipped housefull 😉

  2. aparajita

    I’ve been thinking about how to express my disgust for that awful, nausea inducing soppy rubbish…and then I read this…found it!!

    YIKES! love it! 🙂

  3. vijay narayan verma

    still the movie is ‘Housefull’…..what an irony!!!!

  4. Haha.. good one :). But isn’t Sajid khan simply this generation’s David Dhawan?

  5. @Animesh : I wouldn’t compare Sajid Khan with David Dhawan. David’s films had a charm about them that Sajid can’t even dream of having in his Heyy Babys and Housefulls.

  6. Navdeep Singh

    Love this. Why didn’t I find this place earlier?! Super.

  7. I wonder how Sajid still says in Zoom interview – He is best director currently available in bollywood. I think he too put his brain away when doing that interview.

  8. Hilarious! Still having a hearty laugh.Creative and imaginative just loved reading it. Give us some more

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