Bhopal GoM Concludes Rajiv Loved Mango Shakes and Arjun Should Get Compensation

Kwality conscious

New Delhi. 20 June 2010.

Finalising its conclusions on Bhopal gas leak, the reconstituted GoM today said that “Rajiv Gandhi loved milk shakes with mangoes. In fact, he was just crazy about them.”

Cabinet Home Minister and GoM member Mr. P. Chidambaram said “Even Arjun Singh, who was the CM at the time of the fatal leak agrees that our ex-PM Shri Rajiv Gandhi simply loved crushed mangoes shaken in an electric mixer with cold milk.” With this, experts and TV news hosts agree, the 26-year long wait for some kind of closure for Bhopal victims has ended.

Warren Anderson, Circa 1984

The GoM submitted a detailed report, with three major big-impact sub-conclusions. First, that on the day of the gas leak Arjun Singh was the CM and hence he should be given due compensation for facing the trauma of the day. Second, Warren Anderson’s escape could be blamed on the national carrier Air India. “Had they been on strike, like many other days of the year 1984 and on, Anderson would have been around for a long time”, said GoM wild card member Suresh Nambiar.

The third conclusion, the most far-reaching one is to constitute another GoM to reach the third conclusion.

Indore, 10:30 am. This banner consumed 34 kgs. of burfi (Image Courtesy: Telegraph India)

Meanwhile, Rahul Gandhi’s banners and posters nationwide miraculously started accepting and consuming sweets on the congress leader’s 40th birthday. Congress spokesman Abhishek Manu Singhvi could not be reached for an explanation.


(Third conclusion courtesy: @madversity on twitter)



Filed under Politics, Society

12 responses to “Bhopal GoM Concludes Rajiv Loved Mango Shakes and Arjun Should Get Compensation

  1. Sushant

    Grover tum Poona jaao!! Ha ha

  2. perennialcynic

    This was ultimate, dude.

  3. “Dow ungliyaan”. :). Nice one.

    Aur haan. I agree with Sushant. Grover, tum Poona jao :).

  4. ukbettcentral

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  5. Mayank

    Nice one.
    From where did you get the vintage kwality picture ?

  6. thedailytamasha

    Oooh….just saw so many comments. For some reason, am not getting the email updates for comments.

    @Shubho, perennialcynic, Animesh: Thanks.

    @Sushant, Animesh: ‘Poona’…haa haa haa…

    @Faking News: Coming from a fellow satirist, feels good. Thanks.

    @Mayank: Google zindabaad. Though I have an old magazine too, with this picture, as well as some more from their honeymoon period.

    Was specifically looking for this one in google and (not surprisingly) found it.

  7. Terribly Hilarious ! too darn good … visiting your blog after a long time and had great fun as always ..

    Rahul Gandhi accepting sweets .. ha ha .. too good .. keep it going ..

    didn’t get the ‘Poona’ joke BTW between you/Atul .. in case you’re coming in feel free to drop by.

  8. @Sidd M: Poona joke is actually from the ‘hit’ TV show ‘CID’ where the boss, ACP Pradyuman, keeps telling one of his cronies (Daya) to go to one or another random location on India’s map.

    And thanks for the revisit. 🙂

  9. Prasanna Sundaram

    The image eating 34 kilos of burfi … FANTASTIC!!! hilarious!!!!! :D:D:D

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